Oh, the cleverness of me!
Beat me, hurt me, use me, torture me, but do it because you love me.
A look into the mind of a submissive and bisexual man.
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I’m finally starting to feel a little bit better today. In celebration, I thought I’d share with you all one of my older web pages, created back in February of this year with the help of two good friends. This one is about Real Ultimate Male Chastity. I hope you enjoy it.
Also, if you’re not already familiar with the Internet phenomenon of Real Ultimate Power, you may enjoy checking out the original web site and its parody directory.
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A fantastic collection of very poignant and touching webcomics about gender and GLBT issues in general. A highly, highly recommended (and fast!) read.
Evidently you can buy underwear that makes your package look exceptionally good. Of course, you could also wear a chastity device to the same effect. However, I wonder if this would be useful for a man who wanted to have some support while wearing a chastity device and didn't want to resort to women's underwear.
Let's say you like the idea of Nyotaimori (the practice of eating sushi off of a naked body), but you find the whole situation socially awkward, icky, and unsafe. You may be in the market for Bodylicious X -- contoured, inanimate sushi platters sculpted to look like naked flesh. The trays, available in female and male versions, are €45 each (though you'll need three to form a complete torso) at DesignCode.
Short, brilliant, and to the point: the spirit of this law should not be perverted to allow religious people license to discriminate against others on the basis of their religious belief. (Via http://twitter.com/girlonetrack )
That's right, it's legal for a person—male or female, breasts or no breasts—to be topless in public in New York City. This is an amazing photo gallery with some fantastic (and sexy) pictures, and some very, very telling stories about body image, sexis
Events of potential interest (back in New York City) Random bits of interest
August 2nd, 2007 at 1:55 pm
All your chastity are belong to us!
August 2nd, 2007 at 4:40 pm
Next, one of us should do The Chastity Dance!
August 2nd, 2007 at 7:52 pm
Next, one of us should do The Chastity Dance!
Don’t make me come over there!
August 2nd, 2007 at 8:21 pm
Don’t make me come over there!
If I recall correctly, Tom, you’re not coming anywhere. ;)
August 2nd, 2007 at 9:29 pm
As grumpy as I am today, the Real Ultimate Male Chastity thing made me laugh out loud. Again.
August 2nd, 2007 at 10:36 pm
I hereby claim my appropriate share of credit for that, as does M.
August 2nd, 2007 at 10:53 pm
I hereby claim my appropriate share of credit for that, as does M.
As you should. :)
August 4th, 2007 at 3:25 pm
The page needs a guest book. I’d love to see the comments from the guys who don’t understand parody.
August 8th, 2007 at 10:56 pm
Agreed, Richard. I linked to this page from that page (it was easy to do), so maybe some people will get the chance to leave their comments here. :)
November 12th, 2008 at 10:03 am
Interesting website.
This is speaking as a long-time married wife/lover/keyholder (35 years). I have controled my husband’s sex for the past 5 years - this has rejuvinated our marriage gets me gifts and daily massages and help with the housework.
He is NOT a door mat just a very masculine sexy man who lives in lust for me and me alone. I require him to remain naked when we are at home alone so I can tease and torment him at every opportunity.
He is released at my whim but he must give me orgasms whenever I want them.
At my request he developed an attachment for the Curve male chastity device he wears so he can experience have sex and giving me an orgasm with his only reward being the knowledge that he is the instrument of my pleasure.
When released he has larger, firmer erections and stronger orgamsms.
So ladies don’t beafraid to lock your man up. It is fun!!
Techie
November 14th, 2008 at 1:27 am
@Techie: The “real ultimate male chastity” site is obviously a spoof, but I did get a pretty good laugh at things while making it. That said, the motivations behind chastity play and orgasm control are, indeed, powerful and real and sexy and when they are these things they do not feel like being a “door mat submissive.” :)