I’m finally starting to feel a little bit better today. In celebration, I thought I’d share with you all one of my older web pages, created back in February of this year with the help of two good friends. This one is about Real Ultimate Male Chastity. I hope you enjoy it.
Also, if you’re not already familiar with the Internet phenomenon of Real Ultimate Power, you may enjoy checking out the original web site and its parody directory.


August 2nd, 2007 at 1:55 pm
All your chastity are belong to us!
August 2nd, 2007 at 4:40 pm
Next, one of us should do The Chastity Dance!
August 2nd, 2007 at 7:52 pm
Next, one of us should do The Chastity Dance!
Don’t make me come over there!
August 2nd, 2007 at 8:21 pm
Don’t make me come over there!
If I recall correctly, Tom, you’re not coming anywhere. ;)
August 2nd, 2007 at 9:29 pm
As grumpy as I am today, the Real Ultimate Male Chastity thing made me laugh out loud. Again.
August 2nd, 2007 at 10:36 pm
I hereby claim my appropriate share of credit for that, as does M.
August 2nd, 2007 at 10:53 pm
I hereby claim my appropriate share of credit for that, as does M.
As you should. :)
August 4th, 2007 at 3:25 pm
The page needs a guest book. I’d love to see the comments from the guys who don’t understand parody.
August 8th, 2007 at 10:56 pm
Agreed, Richard. I linked to this page from that page (it was easy to do), so maybe some people will get the chance to leave their comments here. :)
November 12th, 2008 at 10:03 am
Interesting website.
This is speaking as a long-time married wife/lover/keyholder (35 years). I have controled my husband’s sex for the past 5 years - this has rejuvinated our marriage gets me gifts and daily massages and help with the housework.
He is NOT a door mat just a very masculine sexy man who lives in lust for me and me alone. I require him to remain naked when we are at home alone so I can tease and torment him at every opportunity.
He is released at my whim but he must give me orgasms whenever I want them.
At my request he developed an attachment for the Curve male chastity device he wears so he can experience have sex and giving me an orgasm with his only reward being the knowledge that he is the instrument of my pleasure.
When released he has larger, firmer erections and stronger orgamsms.
So ladies don’t beafraid to lock your man up. It is fun!!
Techie
November 14th, 2008 at 1:27 am
@Techie: The “real ultimate male chastity” site is obviously a spoof, but I did get a pretty good laugh at things while making it. That said, the motivations behind chastity play and orgasm control are, indeed, powerful and real and sexy and when they are these things they do not feel like being a “door mat submissive.” :)