| FREE SPACE | presenter is showing off to captive audience | Cocksure presenter insists type of play they're presenting on "is one of, if not the most dangerous you can do" | chickenhawk warns newbies about "dangerous people," excluding self | obligatory 'safe space' reminder, followed by gossip |
| tying up women is a lot more fun than tying up men | safewords are for sissies | overhyped seriousness; "these are weapons, not toys!" | your inexpensive toy is "not a real" cane/whip/flogger | women who say they're dominant just haven't met a dominant-enough guy yet |
| I've been doing BDSM longer than you've been alive so I know better | I have cred because I learned from insert-name-drop | any alternative viewpoints are worse than mine | Remember, it's not about sex! | you're not a "true" submissive/dominant if you don't do X |
| as a dom, I know what you need even though we've just met | I don't do brutal/pretty/insert-style-here | risky demo, followed by insincere safety talk | novices can't possibly teach one another | presenter identifies as top/dominant |
| playing privately doesn't count | since you can't do suspension bondage, you're not as good as me | if you're a sub, that means you should want what I want | presenter shares unrelated story about their play | BDSM is better/more evolved than vanilla sex |
INSTRUCTIONS: Print this page and take it with you to a BDSM event. If you are a party of more than one, reload this page to get a new, randomized board and print that one. Lather, rinse, repeat, just like you'd do with your toys. If you spot any of the attitudes at the event, fill in the corresponding spot on your board. If you have a FREE SPACE spot on your board, fill that in, too. First in your party to make a straight line from one side of the board to the other wins.
CREDIT: BDSM Bingo was created by maymay. Thanks to @relsqui for the inspiration, and to @zigdon for contributing the board randomizer code.
Board number: 70. BDSM Bingo