| there's no such thing as a switch | I've been doing BDSM longer than you've been alive so I know better | if you're a sub, that means you should want what I want | overhyped seriousness; "these are weapons, not toys!" | risky demo, followed by insincere safety talk |
| demo bottom is a female-identified person | you should bottom before you top, even though I switched with a pro-domme, and I topped her | bottoms can't explain how to top in a paired activity | shameless plug time! | since you can't do suspension bondage, you're not as good as me |
| tying up women is a lot more fun than tying up men | presenter is showing off to captive audience | playing privately doesn't count | same content as every other class on the topic | women who say they're dominant just haven't met a dominant-enough guy yet |
| obligatory 'safe space' reminder, followed by gossip | you're not a "true" submissive/dominant if you don't do X | presenter shares unrelated story about their play | chickenhawk warns newbies about "dangerous people," excluding self | I don't do brutal/pretty/insert-style-here |
| I have cred because I learned from insert-name-drop | BDSM is better/more evolved than vanilla sex | FREE SPACE | novices can't possibly teach one another | any alternative viewpoints are worse than mine |
INSTRUCTIONS: Print this page and take it with you to a BDSM event. If you are a party of more than one, reload this page to get a new, randomized board and print that one. Lather, rinse, repeat, just like you'd do with your toys. If you spot any of the attitudes at the event, fill in the corresponding spot on your board. If you have a FREE SPACE spot on your board, fill that in, too. First in your party to make a straight line from one side of the board to the other wins.
CREDIT: BDSM Bingo was created by maymay. Thanks to @relsqui for the inspiration, and to @zigdon for contributing the board randomizer code.
Board number: 87. BDSM Bingo