BDSM Workshop Bingo!

any alternative viewpoints are worse than mine if you're a sub, that means you should want what I want playing privately doesn't count demo bottom is a female-identified person you're not a "true" submissive/dominant if you don't do X
novices can't possibly teach one another presenter shares unrelated story about their play I don't do brutal/pretty/insert-style-here bottoms can't explain how to top in a paired activity same content as every other class on the topic
presenter identifies as top/dominant men and women don't want to play the same way because of the way they're biologically wired bottoms can't control anything about the sensation they feel as a dom, I know what you need even though we've just met BDSM is better/more evolved than vanilla sex
FREE SPACE Cocksure presenter insists type of play they're presenting on "is one of, if not the most dangerous you can do" presenter is showing off to captive audience Remember, it's not about sex! obligatory 'safe space' reminder, followed by gossip
I have cred because I learned from insert-name-drop overhyped seriousness; "these are weapons, not toys!" there's no such thing as a switch your inexpensive toy is "not a real" cane/whip/flogger since you can't do suspension bondage, you're not as good as me

INSTRUCTIONS: Print this page and take it with you to a BDSM event. If you are a party of more than one, reload this page to get a new, randomized board and print that one. Lather, rinse, repeat, just like you'd do with your toys. If you spot any of the attitudes at the event, fill in the corresponding spot on your board. If you have a FREE SPACE spot on your board, fill that in, too. First in your party to make a straight line from one side of the board to the other wins.

CREDIT: BDSM Bingo was created by maymay. Thanks to @relsqui for the inspiration, and to @zigdon for contributing the board randomizer code.

Board number: 13. BDSM Bingo