BDSM Workshop Bingo!

there's no such thing as a switch since you can't do suspension bondage, you're not as good as me demo bottom is a female-identified person women who say they're dominant just haven't met a dominant-enough guy yet obligatory 'safe space' reminder, followed by gossip
you're not a "true" submissive/dominant if you don't do X shameless plug time! presenter is showing off to captive audience FREE SPACE Cocksure presenter insists type of play they're presenting on "is one of, if not the most dangerous you can do"
playing privately doesn't count tying up women is a lot more fun than tying up men men and women don't want to play the same way because of the way they're biologically wired risky demo, followed by insincere safety talk I've been doing BDSM longer than you've been alive so I know better
overhyped seriousness; "these are weapons, not toys!" as a dom, I know what you need even though we've just met chickenhawk warns newbies about "dangerous people," excluding self Remember, it's not about sex! novices can't possibly teach one another
presenter identifies as top/dominant bottoms can't explain how to top in a paired activity any alternative viewpoints are worse than mine bottoms can't control anything about the sensation they feel I don't do brutal/pretty/insert-style-here

INSTRUCTIONS: Print this page and take it with you to a BDSM event. If you are a party of more than one, reload this page to get a new, randomized board and print that one. Lather, rinse, repeat, just like you'd do with your toys. If you spot any of the attitudes at the event, fill in the corresponding spot on your board. If you have a FREE SPACE spot on your board, fill that in, too. First in your party to make a straight line from one side of the board to the other wins.

CREDIT: BDSM Bingo was created by maymay. Thanks to @relsqui for the inspiration, and to @zigdon for contributing the board randomizer code.

Board number: 59. BDSM Bingo