BDSM Workshop Bingo!

chickenhawk warns newbies about "dangerous people," excluding self women who say they're dominant just haven't met a dominant-enough guy yet safewords are for sissies I've been doing BDSM longer than you've been alive so I know better shameless plug time!
bottoms can't explain how to top in a paired activity overhyped seriousness; "these are weapons, not toys!" presenter is showing off to captive audience since you can't do suspension bondage, you're not as good as me if you're a sub, that means you should want what I want
any alternative viewpoints are worse than mine risky demo, followed by insincere safety talk tying up women is a lot more fun than tying up men playing privately doesn't count I don't do brutal/pretty/insert-style-here
novices can't possibly teach one another BDSM is better/more evolved than vanilla sex demo bottom is a female-identified person presenter identifies as top/dominant as a dom, I know what you need even though we've just met
you should bottom before you top, even though I switched with a pro-domme, and I topped her FREE SPACE there's no such thing as a switch presenter shares unrelated story about their play I have cred because I learned from insert-name-drop

INSTRUCTIONS: Print this page and take it with you to a BDSM event. If you are a party of more than one, reload this page to get a new, randomized board and print that one. Lather, rinse, repeat, just like you'd do with your toys. If you spot any of the attitudes at the event, fill in the corresponding spot on your board. If you have a FREE SPACE spot on your board, fill that in, too. First in your party to make a straight line from one side of the board to the other wins.

CREDIT: BDSM Bingo was created by maymay. Thanks to @relsqui for the inspiration, and to @zigdon for contributing the board randomizer code.

Board number: 63. BDSM Bingo