| Remember, it's not about sex! | overhyped seriousness; "these are weapons, not toys!" | Cocksure presenter insists type of play they're presenting on "is one of, if not the most dangerous you can do" | if you're a sub, that means you should want what I want | presenter shares unrelated story about their play |
| bottoms can't explain how to top in a paired activity | FREE SPACE | you should bottom before you top, even though I switched with a pro-domme, and I topped her | obligatory 'safe space' reminder, followed by gossip | chickenhawk warns newbies about "dangerous people," excluding self |
| women who say they're dominant just haven't met a dominant-enough guy yet | BDSM is better/more evolved than vanilla sex | your inexpensive toy is "not a real" cane/whip/flogger | bottoms can't control anything about the sensation they feel | presenter is showing off to captive audience |
| demo bottom is a female-identified person | you're not a "true" submissive/dominant if you don't do X | since you can't do suspension bondage, you're not as good as me | men and women don't want to play the same way because of the way they're biologically wired | there's no such thing as a switch |
| I've been doing BDSM longer than you've been alive so I know better | shameless plug time! | safewords are for sissies | I have cred because I learned from insert-name-drop | playing privately doesn't count |
INSTRUCTIONS: Print this page and take it with you to a BDSM event. If you are a party of more than one, reload this page to get a new, randomized board and print that one. Lather, rinse, repeat, just like you'd do with your toys. If you spot any of the attitudes at the event, fill in the corresponding spot on your board. If you have a FREE SPACE spot on your board, fill that in, too. First in your party to make a straight line from one side of the board to the other wins.
CREDIT: BDSM Bingo was created by maymay. Thanks to @relsqui for the inspiration, and to @zigdon for contributing the board randomizer code.
Board number: 86. BDSM Bingo