Kill all humans.
02 Aug 2007 at 12:06
maymay
Chastity/Orgasm denial, Femdom, Humor, Satire, Sexual teasing and control
I’m finally starting to feel a little bit better today. In celebration, I thought I’d share with you all one of my older web pages, created back in February of this year with the help of two good friends. This one is about Real Ultimate Male Chastity. I hope you enjoy it.
Also, if you’re not already familiar with the Internet phenomenon of Real Ultimate Power, you may enjoy checking out the original web site and its parody directory.
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by tom allen
02 Aug 2007 at 13:55
All your chastity are belong to us!
by maymay
02 Aug 2007 at 16:40
Next, one of us should do The Chastity Dance!
by tom allen
02 Aug 2007 at 19:52
Next, one of us should do The Chastity Dance!
Don’t make me come over there!
by maymay
02 Aug 2007 at 20:21
Don’t make me come over there!
If I recall correctly, Tom, you’re not coming anywhere. ;)
by Calico
02 Aug 2007 at 21:29
As grumpy as I am today, the Real Ultimate Male Chastity thing made me laugh out loud. Again.
by Romanticrope
02 Aug 2007 at 22:36
I hereby claim my appropriate share of credit for that, as does M.
by maymay
02 Aug 2007 at 22:53
I hereby claim my appropriate share of credit for that, as does M.
As you should. :)
by Richard
04 Aug 2007 at 15:25
The page needs a guest book. I’d love to see the comments from the guys who don’t understand parody.
by maymay
08 Aug 2007 at 22:56
Agreed, Richard. I linked to this page from that page (it was easy to do), so maybe some people will get the chance to leave their comments here. :)
by Techie
12 Nov 2008 at 10:03
Interesting website.
This is speaking as a long-time married wife/lover/keyholder (35 years). I have controled my husband’s sex for the past 5 years – this has rejuvinated our marriage gets me gifts and daily massages and help with the housework.
He is NOT a door mat just a very masculine sexy man who lives in lust for me and me alone. I require him to remain naked when we are at home alone so I can tease and torment him at every opportunity.
He is released at my whim but he must give me orgasms whenever I want them.
At my request he developed an attachment for the Curve male chastity device he wears so he can experience have sex and giving me an orgasm with his only reward being the knowledge that he is the instrument of my pleasure.
When released he has larger, firmer erections and stronger orgamsms.
So ladies don’t beafraid to lock your man up. It is fun!!
Techie
by maymay
14 Nov 2008 at 01:27
@Techie: The “real ultimate male chastity” site is obviously a spoof, but I did get a pretty good laugh at things while making it. That said, the motivations behind chastity play and orgasm control are, indeed, powerful and real and sexy and when they are these things they do not feel like being a “door mat submissive.” :)
by barathum
29 Mar 2009 at 09:32
Male in chastity and in control of woman can really solve up many problem.The relationship will be more nice and peace…
by maymay
29 Mar 2009 at 14:39
@barathum: I think if any relationship needs chastity to function peacefully then there are other, probably bigger problems with the relationship that chastity will not be able to address. Like all expressions of sexuality, chastity play is an important part of intimacy for the people who kink on it, but chastity play does not a good relationship make.
by joseph
09 Sep 2009 at 14:37
this made my day.
Doms are ALMOST as cool as ninjas.