• Taking a short trip to Bondi, I saw a shop named The New Jersey Pizza Company. That only sounds good to folks here cuz this is Sydney. #
  • I overhear a guy worried that his résumé has “2 jobs in 5yrs.” I think, “You’re an amateur, I had 5 jobs in 5yrs. See @penelopetrunk.” #
  • A billboard near my apt reads “Websites $2k to $10k – 100% Guaranteed” and I have to wonder, guaranteed to be what? Online? Seriously. #
  • LMAO @ best job spam ever: “Hi, I’m an IT recruiter…Our records show you are an experienced IT pro w/ experience in Information Technology.” #