• I make an effort to look decent: white button down, nice jeans, product in my hair. If only I had breasts, I could get away with murder. #
  • If it’s not obvious by my scowling at my desk, I have a VERY short fuse. It’s a weakness I try to turn into a strength, but beware it today. #
  • @Kioma I’d need to shave before a padded bra would do me any good. On an unrelated note, what’s http://Footprints-RPG.org in your own words? #
  • Who’s planning to attend the $60 weekend computer security conference http://RUXCON.org.au hosted at UTS? I’d go if I’ll know someone there. #
  • Gotta watch my temper more closely. Nearly went off on a rant expressing frustration at coworkers slow pace picking up iterative practices. #
  • @wendyblackheart To train boys well you need to understand them first. If you don’t, your training regime and tactics won’t be as effective. #
  • @wendyblackheart Cosmo’s advice is entirely about training GIRLS, not boys, & it’s not even good. I thought that was obvious from its cover. #
  • @wendyblackheart I guess my last tweet admitted I’ve looked at Cosmo covers recently…for the articles! I really should get back to work now. #
  • Overheard: “Since it’s really important that we fix some bugs in this iteration, maybe we should treat them with a little more respect….” :D #
  • @sanbeiji Awesome+congrats! Wish I had progressed on Ch 2 but alas, I haven’t. Things are hard cuz we’re not iterating fast. Let’s fix that? #
  • @jnau Agile can’t work when done piecemeal. Gotta be “all of it, all together, all at once” See Mike Cohn http://icanhaz.com/agiletransition #
  • @gregdwyer Might be too slow, but you could try using http://TORproject.org which lets you choose exit nodes based on geo-location, I think. #
  • @jnau I’ve never seen Agile done well either but its ideas resonate w/me so I apply what I can myself. Screw others & their wastefulness. :) #
  • Okay, ew. Usually ModFetish has hawt stuff but this literally made me cringe in disgust http://tinyurl.com/5lmxm7 (NSFW!) I like teh curves. #
  • Confession time…sometimes I go through my “Sent Mail” folder just to reread emails I’ve sent to friends that I miss (like @ProblmLikeMaria). #
  • @katebornstein Fuck, was going to tweet but then saw yours and thought maybe they want a third. Now can’t remember what I was going to type. #
  • O ya! Was gonna say I’m disappointed in myself for not having completed more writing+am angry at world+job for exploding at such bad timing. #
  • Love @ work. Me: “Me making the bed makes you feel like an adult?” @BloodyLaughter: “Yup! That’s the kind of adult I want to be!” Me: “Wow.” #
  • @katebornstein I’ll try to remember Catlin’s words, then. It just feels difficult to feel productive when I don’t have a word count, though. #
  • @katebornstein @Kioma The pic disgusted me cuz it’s meant to be erotic & I know more than 1 person who likely thinks it is, including an ex. #
  • @ProblmLikeMaria @majamajamaja I like making the bed because @BloodyLaughter thinks I’m all servile and sexy when I do it. No complaints! ;) #
  • @BloodyLaughter Yes, write more pr0n. @raquelita thinks it’s fit enough to print. Not sure why you never liked erotic lit @conversiovirium. #