• @bitprophet Don’t worry, you’re not missing anything. The Greenwich Village Halloween parade ALWAYS sucks, whether you can see it or not. :P #
  • @factorypreset So much win for you on that statement. My morning has been: “Ok, I’ll figure out what to do after my shower after my shower.” #
  • Halloween slogans 1 As if girls need an excuse to be sex objects. 2 Where guys think mocking femininity by crossdressing will get them laid. #
  • @bitprophet That, I suppose, is cool. If you liked that, however, follow @DarthVader, who sometimes has predictable yet funny things to say. #
  • @MajaMajaMaja Even after 6yrs I still can’t stop from laughing my ass off when kinky people take the “Who’s your daddy?” question seriously. #
  • I’m out & about but it’s becoming plain to see that I’ve gotten depressed. Nothing feels exciting today, and I’ve little desire to move. #
  • Great toilet graffiti at Fair Trade café 1 “Don’t sweat the petty things. Pet the sweaty things.” 2 “Free your mind. Start (s)tripping.” #
  • Note to self: do role play where I’m a cute video store clerk w/ tramp stamp tattoo, since @BloodyLaughter can’t stop checking ours out. #
  • @BloodyLaughter I was staring too. Tell me you wouldn’t like it if we played video-clerk-boy-gets-seduced/kidnapped-by-charming-customer! ;) #