BDSM Workshop Bingo!

since you can't do suspension bondage, you're not as good as me playing privately doesn't count FREE SPACE presenter is showing off to captive audience you're not a "true" submissive/dominant if you don't do X
presenter identifies as top/dominant women who say they're dominant just haven't met a dominant-enough guy yet men and women don't want to play the same way because of the way they're biologically wired obligatory 'safe space' reminder, followed by gossip same content as every other class on the topic
as a dom, I know what you need even though we've just met any alternative viewpoints are worse than mine bottoms can't explain how to top in a paired activity BDSM is better/more evolved than vanilla sex safewords are for sissies
demo bottom is a female-identified person I've been doing BDSM longer than you've been alive so I know better presenter shares unrelated story about their play Remember, it's not about sex! tying up women is a lot more fun than tying up men
shameless plug time! novices can't possibly teach one another there's no such thing as a switch I don't do brutal/pretty/insert-style-here Cocksure presenter insists type of play they're presenting on "is one of, if not the most dangerous you can do"

INSTRUCTIONS: Print this page and take it with you to a BDSM event. If you are a party of more than one, reload this page to get a new, randomized board and print that one. Lather, rinse, repeat, just like you'd do with your toys. If you spot any of the attitudes at the event, fill in the corresponding spot on your board. If you have a FREE SPACE spot on your board, fill that in, too. First in your party to make a straight line from one side of the board to the other wins.

CREDIT: BDSM Bingo was created by maymay. Thanks to @relsqui for the inspiration, and to @zigdon for contributing the board randomizer code.

Board number: 76. BDSM Bingo