BDSM Workshop Bingo!

there's no such thing as a switch you should bottom before you top, even though I switched with a pro-domme, and I topped her BDSM is better/more evolved than vanilla sex playing privately doesn't count bottoms can't explain how to top in a paired activity
your inexpensive toy is "not a real" cane/whip/flogger presenter is showing off to captive audience women who say they're dominant just haven't met a dominant-enough guy yet shameless plug time! men and women don't want to play the same way because of the way they're biologically wired
bottoms can't control anything about the sensation they feel chickenhawk warns newbies about "dangerous people," excluding self safewords are for sissies I don't do brutal/pretty/insert-style-here overhyped seriousness; "these are weapons, not toys!"
Remember, it's not about sex! you're not a "true" submissive/dominant if you don't do X same content as every other class on the topic as a dom, I know what you need even though we've just met if you're a sub, that means you should want what I want
Cocksure presenter insists type of play they're presenting on "is one of, if not the most dangerous you can do" obligatory 'safe space' reminder, followed by gossip since you can't do suspension bondage, you're not as good as me tying up women is a lot more fun than tying up men presenter shares unrelated story about their play

INSTRUCTIONS: Print this page and take it with you to a BDSM event. If you are a party of more than one, reload this page to get a new, randomized board and print that one. Lather, rinse, repeat, just like you'd do with your toys. If you spot any of the attitudes at the event, fill in the corresponding spot on your board. If you have a FREE SPACE spot on your board, fill that in, too. First in your party to make a straight line from one side of the board to the other wins.

CREDIT: BDSM Bingo was created by maymay. Thanks to @relsqui for the inspiration, and to @zigdon for contributing the board randomizer code.

Board number: 81. BDSM Bingo