BDSM Workshop Bingo!

your inexpensive toy is "not a real" cane/whip/flogger chickenhawk warns newbies about "dangerous people," excluding self bottoms can't explain how to top in a paired activity Remember, it's not about sex! BDSM is better/more evolved than vanilla sex
tying up women is a lot more fun than tying up men if you're a sub, that means you should want what I want presenter is showing off to captive audience bottoms can't control anything about the sensation they feel presenter identifies as top/dominant
as a dom, I know what you need even though we've just met you should bottom before you top, even though I switched with a pro-domme, and I topped her presenter shares unrelated story about their play overhyped seriousness; "these are weapons, not toys!" men and women don't want to play the same way because of the way they're biologically wired
I've been doing BDSM longer than you've been alive so I know better there's no such thing as a switch you're not a "true" submissive/dominant if you don't do X risky demo, followed by insincere safety talk obligatory 'safe space' reminder, followed by gossip
novices can't possibly teach one another FREE SPACE women who say they're dominant just haven't met a dominant-enough guy yet I don't do brutal/pretty/insert-style-here same content as every other class on the topic

INSTRUCTIONS: Print this page and take it with you to a BDSM event. If you are a party of more than one, reload this page to get a new, randomized board and print that one. Lather, rinse, repeat, just like you'd do with your toys. If you spot any of the attitudes at the event, fill in the corresponding spot on your board. If you have a FREE SPACE spot on your board, fill that in, too. First in your party to make a straight line from one side of the board to the other wins.

CREDIT: BDSM Bingo was created by maymay. Thanks to @relsqui for the inspiration, and to @zigdon for contributing the board randomizer code.

Board number: 50. BDSM Bingo